Doesn't the Census Bureau find it a little unusual that Edward Cullen has registered each year . . .?

for the past century, and he still looks like he's 18?





On a tangential note: if someone looks like they're 18, but they're actually 90 or whatever, and they're dating a teenage girl--are they still a pedophile?





And a third question: Is Edward HIV positive? Sucking blood must be a risky hobby.
Doesn't the Census Bureau find it a little unusual that Edward Cullen has registered each year . . .?
I've always thought the Cullens were a little sketchy.
Doesn't the Census Bureau find it a little unusual that Edward Cullen has registered each year . . .?
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Probably.





No.





and,





no.
Reply:I doubt pesky things like The Census Board matter much to the Cullens. They're constantly on the move. Wonder why..





Well legally, no. He's "17".


Morally? Hey, whatever floats your boat.





He's never sucked a human's blood.. as far as we know.
Reply:dude it's fantasy. it can be whatever. but it does have to make sense =/
Reply:Yeah...I've often wondered about the Census Bureau thing, too. And if acquaitances/friends of the Cullens (they have to know SOME people outside of the family) ever find it odd that they never seem to age.





I guess he could be a pedophile. I dunno if it counts as pedophilia once the girl is over 18, though. The age thing is a bit disturbing if one takes the time to think about it.





Haha...risky indeed. I don't think there are any mentionings of Edward sucking a human's blood (except for in Twilight when he had to suck the venom out of Bella's blood). Who knows what diseases he's getting from those animals, though.





Wow...so many plot holes...
Reply:He probably registers under a diff surname evry few years... and besides, he's constantly on the move.





I don't think so, but it's really up to how u think.





Edward only sucked human blood for a short period of time when he was rebellious... Besides, can vampires even get HIV? They don't even seem to be able to fall sick...
Reply:Is there a blood test required to get married in Washington State? If so, Ed is in major trouble. Would "venon" count? Pax-C
Reply:they only do census every ten years, so if he's registering every year, they already think he's nuts.